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[–] Jackolantern 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I wonder if someone can give any examples of these painful ways to die

[–] Chestrade 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The guy that got stuck upside down in a cave for hours is pretty horrifying.

[–] Dkarma 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He died via heart attack tho iirc so...not so bad?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It took days and they broke his legs trying to recover him, pretty bad I'd say

[–] Dkarma 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok but that's not how he died. That's what happened before he died. In terms of the whole experience yeah no bueno

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ok but that's not how he died.

Everybody dies because their brain stops sending signals... The experience is part of it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I feel like the real torture was done to his brother and friends.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull

"The brazen bull ... was an alleged torture and execution device designed in ancient Greece. ... The bull was said to be hollow and made entirely out of bronze with a door in one side. According to legends, the brazen bull was designed in the form and size of an actual bull and had an acoustic apparatus that converted screams into the sound of a bull. The condemned were locked inside the device, and a fire was set under it, heating the metal until the person inside was roasted to death.

"Stories allege after finishing construction on the execution device, Perilaus said to Phalaris: "His screams will come to you through the pipes as the tenderest, most pathetic, most melodious of bellowings." Perilaus believed he would receive a reward for his invention. Instead, Phalaris, who was disgusted by these words, ordered its horn sound system to be tested by Perilaus himself, tricking him into getting in the bull. When Perilaus entered, he was immediately locked in and the fire was set, so that Phalaris could hear the sound of his screams. Before Perilaus could die, Phalaris opened the door and took him away. After freeing him from the bull, Phalaris is then said to have taken Perilaus to the top of a hill and thrown him off, killing him. Phalaris himself is claimed to have been killed in the brazen bull when he was overthrown by Telemachus, the ancestor of Theron."

[–] givesomefucks 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"The brazen bull … was an alleged torture and execution device designed in ancient Greece

There's zero evidence that was ever used tho...

A lot of the "terrible tortures of the past" are bullshit because the people that came next wanted to look civilized compared to the past.

I think for this one, someone found a bronze bull that could fit a person inside and some pipes. It's way more likely the person in there just played the pipes like horns

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Well sure, but if it was real it would be a horrifying way to die. I imagine akin to being burned at the stake in a way.

[–] CADmonkey 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'd have to agree with this one, and the most painful example of this that I can think of is Hisashi Ouchi, otherwise known as the most irradiated man in history.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My bet would be cartel torture with adrenaline to keep the victim awake.

[–] Jackolantern 1 points 1 year ago

That’s cruel

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I would imagine some of the worst are rare conditions that take you from the inside out. I can’t find reference to the name of the disease, but I swear I remember seeing a bone condition that caused spiky growths, almost like crystals, to form from your bones.

It would be slow and excruciating and you would beg for death long before it ever came.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think thats bone cancer. Its awful... I hope they find a cure or just instantly encourage euthanasia. No one should go trough that ever..

[–] givesomefucks 3 points 1 year ago

but I swear I remember seeing a bone condition that caused spiky growths, almost like crystals, to form from your bones.

That's what bone cancer is...

Sometimes it's just a lump in one spot. Sometimes it's a whole bunch of tiny growths that push into nerves and flesh.

Proteus Disease is what the Elephant Man had, but that's really just a super specific version of bone cancer.