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[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Nah, of the things pictured I'd go with money and find love the old-fashioned way.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Being Superman is probably the best. Functionally immortal, perfect disguise is just 1 pair of glasses away so you can still find love, hold the world hostage for unlimited money you can move through a swiss bank.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago

hold the world hostage for unlimited money you can move through a swiss bank.

Easy there, Homelander

[–] CurlyMoustache 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure, you can find true love but but you can never have sex again. No human would be able to survive your orgasms

[–] Oograh 9 points 1 year ago

"The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom, and that'd kill him" - Brodie Bruce

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Immortal

That's fun for the first million years or so but then get a little boring. Then about about a billion years when the sun starts heating up and effectively scorches and sterilized earth, you better hope humanity has found a different place to live. By the time the universe dies of heatdeath, you will have gone insane from trillions of years of lonelyness

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sure if you are superman you can find another planet with intelligent life.

Else, maybe you can terraform some other planet and help humanity move there, you are fu**ing Superman after all

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

By the time heat death occurs you'll have lived for trillions over trillions over trillions of years (10^1500 earth years if I recall correctly), probably alone because everyone died except you. Them heat death occurs, meaning no more planets, no more stars, not even black holes will be left You'll then spend eternity in a black void with nothing.

Fun times!

[–] Couldbealeotard 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No more stars means you would lose super powers and die. Problem solved

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Great, so I'd only need to live alone for 10^100 years (iirc) until the last red dwarf fizzles out. Totally not maddening.

Not being able to die sucks very quickly

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Once you have a ton of money how do you separate true love from people who just want to be around you for your money? Look at the personal lives of billionaires. These are highly dysfunctional people.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

True love won't solve life's problems either, lol. Dysfunctional people will dysfunction. I say money, so that you can afford therapy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I mean, I wasn't thinking billionaire level of money. But even if I was, you don't have to disclose you're a billionaire when going on a date.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like professional match makers would be the best way. You get the personalized touch of a real person, and have an intermediary if things go bad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Good choice finding love the old-fashioned way.

Though I think there are better wishes to make than just money, it's understandable out of the options here.

Love is better than money, of course, but probably not from a wishing well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@rikudou @Maddie And then you fall in love with someone who only is with you for the money.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Not if you're careful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You would think so but sometimes they can still be a pain in your ass, even if it's true love.

I'll take the pile of money.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

You’ll notice much more when there is no love in your life than when there is no money. Although it doesn’t seem to be that way, but standing at a loved ones grave really puts things into perspective.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I always like it when my true love is in my ass. Even if it hurts a little.

[–] gmtom 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] electrogamerman 6 points 1 year ago

I hate her too