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[–] SCB 106 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They already banned Shakespeare in several schools for being too sexual.

[–] FlyingSquid 62 points 1 year ago

Sigh. Of course they did...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Anyone remember the bit in the Bible where lot gets drunk and rapes his daughters?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No but I remember the part where they get him drunk and they rape him.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Although it’s still fiction, one has to wonder whether it’s more common for a drunk father to sexually assault his children, or for children to get their father drunk in order to sexually assault him, and how it would be reported by said father if the former were the one to happen.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm sure that's what he told everybody.

[–] ilex 1 points 1 year ago

Oh that makes more sense.

[–] Exatron 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TheLowestStone 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

For those unaware, this is a verse about dudes with dicks like donkeys that shoot loads like horses.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ah, one can dream...

[–] assassin_aragorn 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My freshman year of high school, my AP English teacher made sure to point out all the sexual stuff in Shakespeare, much to our chagrin.

[–] SCB 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

My favorite things about Shakespeare as an English teacher was explaining the innuendos and explaining how Romeo and Juliet was absolutely not a love story lol

I had a young woman who was a freshman yell at me, crying, that Romeo and Juliet was the greatest love story of all time and it was adorable.

[–] MightBeAlpharius 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like some of that comes down to... Well, us, the adults. For some ungodly reason, we've been calling it things like "a love story" and "a tragedy," and now people just don't know what to expect.

We've also somewhat sanitized it. The pop-culture focus on it tends to be the lengths they go to in order to be together, or the families coming together at the end; but we tend to ignore that the couple is just trying to be together to bone, it's full of dick jokes, and at the end they basically get cockblocked so hard that they die.

Actually, now that I think of it, Kenneth Branaugh is great and all, but I'd love to see a Seth Rogen adaptation of this one.

[–] SCB 3 points 1 year ago

Totally agreed on all counts, especially the last bit.

[–] SheeEttin 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's sort of a love story, but it's obviously a tragic love story. I'm not sure I'd use the word "adorable" but it could certainly be touching, especially to a teen girl.

[–] SCB 3 points 1 year ago

Bad punctuation on my part. The teen was adorable.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 year ago

I think they meant the teen girl was adorable.

[–] angrystego 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a bit confused. Do the inuendos prevent it from being a love story? I always found it to be a tragic lovestory of two horny teenagers. I think hornyness is a common part of being in love.

[–] SCB 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's a tragedy about two teens in who know each other for 4 days, get married after 24 hours, and cause the deaths of 6 people.

The story opens with Romeo pining after a totally different young woman, which is why his friends take him to the party in the first place

Ultimately, it's a warning about foolish love

[–] angrystego 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree with most of this. I differ in that I think foolish love is a Natural and integral part of the age of the protagonists. The teenagers are not ať fault in my eyes. So to me, it seems more like a warning about foolish adults with the prime example being friar Laurence - seriously, wtf man, what were you thinking, you were supposed to know better!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, Romeo and Juliet is the story about how two naive but innocent kids ended up as the victims of their families' senseless feuding.

[–] assassin_aragorn 4 points 1 year ago

It's pretty fucked all around. It's not just any two teens, but the children of two powerful families who are feuding for no reason. I think we can generalize it as a warning against foolishness in general. In the end, all of them were Fortune's fool, not just Romeo.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It may not be a real love story, but Romeo and Juliet definitely go to bone town. And it was played by two men when Shakespeare wrote it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That is a beautiful teacher