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Man thrusts American flag through another man’s head at Sonic, Oklahoma cops say (www.kansascity.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I miss Florida man. Oklahoma man is scary.

[–] Leviathan 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure Florida man ate a guy's whole face. This is just fresh, it'll pass.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

https://wikiless.org/wiki/Miami_cannibal_attack

[–] CADmonkey 1 points 1 year ago

I had to click the link to be sure it was FL, there is also a Miami, Oklahoma.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Florida man is too busy campaigning.