Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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does this qualify? :) (feddit.de)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you please shut the big metal fans outside off before you go to sleep? They use up too much power, and we don't need them to run during the night, thankyou :)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ackchyually the blades are made out of carbon fibers.

[–] abaddon 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How many?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

All three.

[–] surewhynotlem 6 points 1 year ago

The real dad jokes are always in the comments

[–] abaddon 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I meant how many fibers. I don't expect you to count for all three blades. You can count one and multiply by 3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Three fiddy.