Today I Learned

Exact dates escape me because I'd just as soon it all never happened. These are the rough outlines cause now my bile is up.

But, it's days before the 2016 election and everyone is laaaaaaaaughing at the idea of Trump winning. It was a real "Dewey Defeats Truman" moment except instead of one gun-jumping paper it was half the fucking country. Not me, and not a few other people who went on the record; Michael Moore called it, on the record, before anyone else that I'm aware of. I'm not a fan of his, cause after a while he becomes kind of, I dunno, cloying. But he called it a good year before the election, and he called it accurately for the right reasons.

Anyways, Assange released a bunch of nothingburgers about Clinton days before, but it was a sufficiently large trove of emails or whatthefuckever that there was no possibility of its being properly assessed on any level, and that analysis getting into the public mind before the election, in the first place. But never mind that, a lie can go round the world etc etc, and the Gamergate machine under Steve Gammon's control had already stoked a forest fire of fascistic emotion, for which these "Hilary Papers" became explosive fuel. I was on Twitter in the year or two after that and I remember "But Her Emails" being the venomous hashtag accompanying every picture of refugee children in cages and such.

That was one punch of two, delivered by Assange through Wikileaks, and that was the moment that I became his personal enemy, whatever the law might think. It was a piece of a calculated and coordinated propagandist operation, is my opinion on the matter. Or he was just that big of an asshole. I don't know, as I said, what all he thought he was getting, other than attention, which let's face it, is enough for most. Maybe he also thought that there was no way Trump could possibly actually win, and he was trying to shortsell a bit of extra heat for the coming highly-lucrative Clinton presidency. Lots of fuckwits did that too.

The other punch was of course the FBI guy announcing, this one I remember was eight days before the election, that they were investigating Clinton. Again, I cannot say that this was in any way coordinated, but boy did it put a real period on the whole "Clintons are murderers who are going to be exposed any day now" conspiracy that remains strong. Comey's PR since then has crafted an image of a resolute lawman who did what he was supposed to do according to the book. Such homunculi do exist in America. Fuck him too.

I dunno if that clarifies anything at all but that's another serving of my loathing. P.T. Barnum still has the pulse of America.

*Edit: I give some very flippant replies to an earnest defender of Comey further down in the thread. I did not have the energy at the time so I just defaulted to ACAB, because ACAB.

BUT, here is my only-slightly-more-nuanced take on Comey: Comey also knew that the same dynamics re the dexterity and agility of lies would apply to his Obviously Very Meaningful Announcement only 8 days before an election. He knew that there was no possibility that (a) the public would assume she was innocent until proven guilty, and (b) that even if she was, that truth would never drown out the howls of the Trump faithful, which at the time were very compelling to that bizarre species of ape, the Swing Voter.

He knew he was serving one particular side of this election.

If he didn't know these things, then he is an incompetent stooge and deserves to go down in history as an Incompetent Stooge.

Either way, fuck him also. *