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[–] CAVOK 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A kilometer is 4,971 furlongs, or 10,96 football fields.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Football fields are a stupid measurement in more than one way, because you can not just measure the width or the length, but football fields can be of varying sizes too.

[–] CAVOK 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It was a joke about we how Americans will use any measurement except the metric system. I'm sorry.

Also this never fails to make me smile.

"In metric, one milliliter of water occupies one cubic centimeter, weighs one gram, and requires one calorie of energy to heat up by one degree centigrade—which is 1 percent of the difference between its freezing point and its boiling point. An amount of hydrogen weighing the same amount has exactly one mole of atoms in it. Whereas in the American system, the answer to ‘How much energy does it take to boil a room-temperature gallon of water?’ is ‘Go fuck yourself,’ because you can’t directly relate any of those quantities" -- Josh Bazell

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, yes... The imperial system is sub-par. I'm so bored by this argument.

What exactly do you want us to do about it? We're having a hard enough time keeping domestic terrorists out of our local and federal governments. Things aren't great here, friend... We've got bigger fish to fry than worrying about units of measurement.

[–] CAVOK 1 points 1 year ago

I agree. The imperial system is sub-par, but it's understandable to be tired of this ongoing argument. There are indeed bigger priorities to address than debating units of measurement.

I was just making a joke on a joke post. I meant no harm.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Football fields are actually a very popular measurement type in Germany.

[–] CAVOK 1 points 1 year ago

There isn't a fixed length for our football fields. Weird, right?

At least the Americans know how large their football fields are.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

67,529.8521098 BTUs

That was easy, give me a hard one!

[–] n0m4n 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now do 3 qts, but without a calculator

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's easy, it's 5 gallons. Lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Guess which one you play with the foot.

[–] AA5B 5 points 1 year ago

We don’t know what those numbers mean with your communist commas. A decimal point (period) is the only real way to delimit unit from fractional units