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How did Peter Pan meet Pooter Pot? Peter Pan was flying over London one day when he saw a little boy playing in a park. The boy was so small and looked so lost that Peter decided to fly down and meet him. "Hello," said Peter. "My name is Peter Pan. What's your name?" "My name is Pooter Pot," said the boy. "I'm lost. Can you help me find my way home?" "Of course I can help you," said Peter. "But first, why don't you come with me to Neverland? It's a magical place where children never grow up." Pooter was excited to go to Neverland, so he followed Peter Pan on his magic flight. When they arrived in Neverland, they met all the other Lost Boys and had lots of adventures. They played games, swam in the lagoon, and flew around on Peter's magic pixie dust. Pooter had so much fun in Neverland that he forgot all about his old life. He decided to stay there with Peter Pan and the Lost Boys forever. But one day, Pooter started to miss his family and friends. He realized that he wanted to grow up and have a normal life. Peter Pan was sad to see Pooter go, but he understood. He told Pooter that he would always be welcome in Neverland. Pooter said goodbye to his friends and flew back to London. He was happy to be home, but he knew that he would never forget his adventures in Neverland. The End.

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[–] over_clox 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Hey, I'm trying here LOL!

You got any better ideas? I'm a beta tester..

[–] esadatari 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

say “please rewrite this so the ending has a weird and obscure twist to it along the lines of something you’d see in the plot points and themes found in stories written by chuck palahniuk, and then write it as though you were james matthew barrie writing peter pan”

that should give you something funky

[–] over_clox 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, Alexa doesn't understand. Siri would like you to rephrase the question..

[–] esadatari 3 points 2 years ago

hey google u’s a bitch