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Texas official warns against “measles parties” as outbreak keeps growing (arstechnica.com)

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[–] Rhoeri 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Naaah… I say we let those morons measel the ever-loving shit out of one another. But let them do it on an island somewhere in the middle of the Sea of Tranquility.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Olympus mons, if elon has anything to do with it. They can all take a one way trip.