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[–] LeroyJenkins 51 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

a junior dev asked me one time about our dev test environments. I chuckled before starting to look him dead in the eyes for 50 seconds straight without saying a single word, but my lips quivering. he had audible gasps as if to speak, but was ultimately speechless the entire time. he understood though. I could tell from the 1ml tear that formed only on his left eye. he pushed. prod crashed. we stayed late on a friday. management ordered pizza. I'm lonely and I love pizza. was all part of the plan.

[–] DogWater 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LeroyJenkins 4 points 3 hours ago

no. it's my personal experience.

[–] grue 12 points 17 hours ago

Username checks out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You can put chicken, on pizza.

(That comma has no business being there, but it doesn't read right without it.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)
[–] Agent641 6 points 15 hours ago

Chickens love pizza too