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[–] Lexam 33 points 2 days ago (5 children)

What do you think causes Satan to have a bad day in Hell?

[–] serpineslair 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One of his minions was off sick, so he had to clean up all the organs himself.

[–] stupidcasey 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it be hell to have to work while sick?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Na, in the US of A that's called Tuesdays.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Satan sends sinners to USSA as a punishment.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is USSA the American version of USSR?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Yes. Both have shortages and lines. Basically same, but with capitalism and without healthcare, public transport, workers' rights, universal housing and education.

[–] Sanctus 15 points 2 days ago

Have you read the Divine Comedy? Every day is a bad day in Hell for Satan, too.

[–] surewhynotlem 7 points 2 days ago

When a murderer repents at the last second and gets a free pass into heaven

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

probably there would be no challenges for Satan in hell. Those souls would already belong to Satan. Any "day" Satan would have in hell would be a bad day.

Satan would have good days among us, the living. Tempting us. Imagine how much fun Satan would have now with a little influence in White House: Now, you should invade Canada and take Gaza, don't you think?

[–] Lost_My_Mind 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Uhhhhhh.......pretty sure Gaza isn't in Canada, little dude! Pretty sure they have sand over there. Maybe check Nevada. The part that isn't Las Vegas. Or maybe it IS in Las Vegas! One time I went to Las Vegas, and got lost in New York City. You never know WHAT city you'll find in Las Vegas!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

U.S. should invade Las Vegas too and rename it "The Meadows".