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[–] GreenKnight23 70 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

they offered to buy Washington DC but it seems Russia beat them to it.

[–] GladiusB 3 points 2 hours ago

With a pee room and some shady video

[–] ByteJunk 12 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

slow claps

Well done sir, well done.