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Workers at NASA Told to ‘Drop Everything’ to Scrub Mentions of Indigenous People, Women from Its Websites (www.404media.co)
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[–] [email protected] 127 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’m 50/50 on whether they send a craft to catch up to Voyager and scrub the woman off the gold record at this point.

[–] dustyData 71 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I propose we should send Musk to fetch it himself.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He'll just award himself a few funds from the US Treasury for that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't mind paying for the outward trip if we can scrub the return

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

He can go get his car back for the return drive

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They have to. She’s naked, that’s pornography.