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The Canadian government has insisted that information on domestic goods is readily available to all trading partners, even including nations that recently elected a felony-convicted game show host to be their head of state. Instead, the United States has decided to employ a rarely-chosen trade tactic that international economists refer to as the “fuck around and find out” model.

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[–] Kiwi_fella 72 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Those who voted certainly did. Those who chose to not vote did also. I don't live in America but it was incredibly obvious this was coming. America chose to be represented by by this guy who said quite clearly what he was going to do.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And everything that's happened so far was clearly spelled out in the project 2025 document. But people don't read and now they're all Pikachu face surprised.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

"Surely the leopards won't eat my face!"

[–] CharlesDarwin 17 points 6 days ago

His owner/donor fElon said as much, too. That we are going to suffer, but it will be worth it (to billionaires, I'm sure, not to the peasants he thinks need to "live within their means").

[–] StarshotJohn -2 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Wait, I voted for Harris, but I chose this?

[–] Kiwi_fella 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm talking about America as a country, not you as an individual. I understand your frustration - I went through Brexit as someone who voted to remain and very definitely didn't vote for a government that chose Boris Johnson as a leader.

[–] StarshotJohn 3 points 5 days ago

I understand. There's definitely a lot of frustration.

[–] WhatYouNeed 2 points 5 days ago

It never ceases to disappoint me that people could look at Boris fucken Johnson or Donald duck and think "yup, that's da fella I want to lead us".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

You may not have chose this but too many around you did. I believe if you’re not okay with what’s happening you have a responsibility to make noise and tell those around you that nonsense like this has to stop.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Apparently we all did. Outside of individually storming the white house and getting shot in the process, turns out all of us might as well have been sitting on our thumbs. I mean really,how exactly were we supposed to counter some of the absolute dumbest people on the planet that might as well have marked a ballot with a crayon?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

americans, as a whole group, did choose this… you specifically might not have and i applaud you for that decision

however the country that you live in DID choose this, and it wasn’t even like he lost the popular vote this time

americans chose this

and everyone globally has to live with it

and everyone globally will choose how to insulate ourselves from it - once is a joke; twice means it’s really what your country as a whole chooses with eyes wide open. this wasn’t a fluke: this is america

and then, i guess we will see what happens, but im going to be cheering on the australian government every time they pull away from the US from now on. i’m going to be cancelling US subscriptions and buying non-US product alternatives. i’m going to be pirating all US media

[–] StarshotJohn 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Why would you still consume US media? It's a US made product?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 days ago

sure - there’s plenty of US-made things i enjoy… americans are some creative people. i’m not going to stop enjoying them as long as it doesn’t contribute to their economy

[–] StarshotJohn 1 points 5 days ago

So we're pretty much all the same now, even if we are extremely opposed to Trump. That means everyone that has a piece of shit leader or government is responsible for it if they are a citizen of the country. I totally understand why everyone shits on the USA and their citizens, but it's pretty disheartening when you try to oppose the bullshit, but still get lumped in with everyone else.