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The most important AI product in the history (boost productivity by 100%). (ponder.cat)
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[–] Zron 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You will own nothing and be happy.

You will watch the game play itself and be happy.

Drink verification can to continue enjoying this experience.

[–] AtariDump 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

This is beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In before someone comes in with “iTs JuSt A pAtEnT” as if that somehow makes it less terrifying

[–] Tangent5280 1 points 10 hours ago

Well it blocks any other asshole from coming in and "innovating" on this steaming pile of shit so I'm ok with someone patent-locking this as long as they don't try to implement it themselves.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I think "we patented the idea for talking" to be horrifying on its own merits.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 2 points 7 hours ago

I hate almost everything that I see, and I just wanna disappear

Viagra Boys, "Man Made of Meat"