this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2025
417 points (99.5% liked)

A Comm for Historymemes

1790 readers
475 users here now

A place to share history memes!

Rules:

  1. No sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia, assorted bigotry, etc.

  2. No fascism, atrocity denial, etc.

  3. Tag NSFW pics as NSFW.

  4. Follow all Lemmy.world rules.

Banner courtesy of @[email protected]

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That makes Diogenes mocking him even more funny

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I like to imagine that Diogenes was the age of antiquity era equivalent of a 5 foot five dude who legit has no fear of death and makes it everyone elses problem by being a goblin.

[–] stoicmaverick 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think everyone else's problem with him was more routinely related to his regularly and casually jerking off in public.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Diogenes and his motivations for being a goblin is not independent as to why people found his goblin behavior annoying. The problem is that if they tried killing him for it he would win.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 5 points 1 week ago

maybe plato shouldn't flex so much

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jesus fucking Christ, that's my friend Spider. He's taller than that, sorta.

But if you knew how many times I've had to beat someone's ass because he has zero fear of getting his kicked, you'd think I was an idiot for still being his friend. Dude just does not give a fuck and will say exactly what he wants, period.

Now, he's not actually an asshole, he doesn't go around fucking with people as a hobby. But when people are already being annoying, he doesn't back down, play nice, or otherwise accept it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Im five five, I was speaking from experience. I think it has to do with being shorter than a solid chunk of people meaning that eventually we just dont give a fuck. Mind you I do back down just in really backhanded ways that pisses folks off.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, I've known a few shorter guys that end up just not giving a fuck. People are assholes, and too many think height matters when it comes to how you treat people. So it the ends up where they either just move through the world with confidence while ignoring the bullshit and living their best life, or they withdraw and get angry. I think the not giving a fuck path is the healthy one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Theres also the path I took which is like a horrific mix of the two, I hope that I am put in a situation that causes my death and causes untold travesty towards as many people that I hate as possible. Riding a nuke into the sunset type of deal, until then I am going to enjoy mine life the way I want like that event is approaching at a steady but inevitable rate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Well, shit, that's embracing a philosophy!

Makes sense too.

[–] FooBarrington 7 points 1 week ago

I like to imagine him as a slightly less sexy Danny DeVito

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Behold, a man!