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NYPD Unveils AI Surveillance Program to Help Them Arrest Wrong Guy 70% Faster (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

A skin colour card and free access to lookup people's bank account balances would work much faster