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[–] FlyingSquid 20 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Did you know as a Jewish person, you are responsible for all the wars in the world? Because Mel seems to think so.

(I'm also Jewish, so I guess I'm also responsible. Must be our space lasers.)

[–] T00l_shed 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ok, but if you control space lasers, can you please use them on a property in Florida? Asking for a friend. Like why not use these spaces lazorz to fry your enemies?

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, too busy starting wildfires with them as part of our diabolical plan to do something or other.

[–] T00l_shed 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Damnit, FS. At least share the plan with us! Lol

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd tell you, but I'd have to circumcise you.

[–] T00l_shed 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well then maybe we can take you on part-time. What are your feelings on Mel Brooks (WATCH WHAT YOU SAY NEXT!!!!)?

[–] T00l_shed 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's a fucking Gem, a national treasure, and i wish he was Canadian too!

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] T00l_shed 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wore through my Robin Hood men in tights vhs when I was young I watched it so much. Mel is a very funny man

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh sure, you loved that movie. The people in the movie, not so much.

[–] T00l_shed 2 points 2 days ago

They clearly aren't circumcised then :D

[–] Pilferjinx 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe your weather control devices?

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm still waiting for my turn on the space laser

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm still waiting for my turn to run Hollywood.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

When it's your turn can I have a show where I just yell at the camera about shit that pisses me off? I could easily fill a 40 minute spot. It will be low budget, just me standing In front of a dumpster yelling at a camera while my co host tries to censor me in real time.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How good are you at avoiding uncomfortable topics that might make corporate angry?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not very, I would probably air all my grievances with corporate in a weekly segment called "Shit my dumb fuck bosses said I couldn't say, but what are they gonna do, fire me?."

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, can't help you. We need propaganda mouthpieces.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Could you pass it around at the next meeting? Maybe the next one will like it.

[–] dejected_warp_core 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You might have to wait for Lewis Black to retire.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah there's room for both of us. Plus I'm Aussie, I'll say cunt a lot more than he would.

[–] dejected_warp_core 2 points 2 days ago

Oh wow. Y'all have a way with swearing, cool level-headed ranting, and self-deprecating humor that the rest of us simply can't touch. Just start a YouTube channel - I'd watch it.

Meanwhile, I'll just start my morning with Get Krackin', now that the whole series is online.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Hmmm, must be the death star of David :3

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey can you guys maybe chill on the whole global dominance and financial manipulations. Some of us just want to go to work, pay are taxes and die early.

Thanks

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No can do, sorry. We have to force the world to eat gefilte fish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Fucking cartoon villains. The lot of you.

(Sorry not racists just playing the part)