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Maybe your weather control devices?
Another possibility.
I'm still waiting for my turn on the space laser
I'm still waiting for my turn to run Hollywood.
When it's your turn can I have a show where I just yell at the camera about shit that pisses me off? I could easily fill a 40 minute spot. It will be low budget, just me standing In front of a dumpster yelling at a camera while my co host tries to censor me in real time.
Is that a yes or a no?
How good are you at avoiding uncomfortable topics that might make corporate angry?
Not very, I would probably air all my grievances with corporate in a weekly segment called "Shit my dumb fuck bosses said I couldn't say, but what are they gonna do, fire me?."
Sorry, can't help you. We need propaganda mouthpieces.
Could you pass it around at the next meeting? Maybe the next one will like it.
You might have to wait for Lewis Black to retire.
Nah there's room for both of us. Plus I'm Aussie, I'll say cunt a lot more than he would.
Oh wow. Y'all have a way with swearing, cool level-headed ranting, and self-deprecating humor that the rest of us simply can't touch. Just start a YouTube channel - I'd watch it.
Meanwhile, I'll just start my morning with Get Krackin', now that the whole series is online.