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Anon watches the news with his mom (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting 103 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

We're inclined to laugh, but maybe if we were all this dumb there'd be no such thing as credit default swaps

[–] olafurp 4 points 2 hours ago

Swiggety swooty coming for the 2008 mortgage booty

[–] Death_Equity 38 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

If we were all that dumb, our currency would be backed by debt derivatives...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This line of humor requires people to be educated. Please tone it down.

[–] Death_Equity 3 points 2 hours ago

Best I can do is incorporate colors and shapes with frame cuts every 1-3 seconds and put it on Xiaohongshu with TTS at 92bpm.