this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 72 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

She’s worried anon has serial killer potential and doesn’t know how to talk to him about it is my guess.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Or he wants to be a dentist, not a misfit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 minutes ago

Now she's certain he doesn't have the makings of becoming a dentist.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 86 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

We're inclined to laugh, but maybe if we were all this dumb there'd be no such thing as credit default swaps

[–] Death_Equity 27 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

If we were all that dumb, our currency would be backed by debt derivatives...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 minutes ago

This line of humor requires people to be educated. Please tone it down.