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REPORT: Insurance to Stop Covering Things That Could Potentially Happen (reductress.com)
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[–] reddig33 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

When “could potentially happen” becomes “will happen”.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 25 points 2 weeks ago

Look, everyone dies but they manage to sell insurance for that