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Longevity-Obsessed Tech Millionaire Discontinues De-Aging Drug Out of Concerns That It Aged Him (gizmodo.com)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Oh, his blood boy is his son.

Unfortunately I'm not kidding.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh shit... I sometimes forget how little the truth has to bend for satire. I'm glad my dad isn't into that

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure the Silicon Valley joke was based on this guy.

[–] SynAcker 6 points 4 days ago

Or Peter Theil

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

To be fair he stopped that too, turns out you can't do enough transfusions to make any difference.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Worst My Dad Is Dracula comic ever.