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[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 days ago (2 children)

JD Vance only eats the cat food part of lucky charms pass it on

[–] motor_spirit 16 points 4 days ago

knew exactly what you meant and have never heard that before. Absolutely love it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

JD Vance eats catfood? What a weirdo.

[–] Sanctus 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What would you do if you found a can of cat food in my apartment?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Dim the lights. Two open cans of whiskers puree on the table. And lots of couch.
It'll cost you fifty to watch though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

He eats pieces of shit for breakfast too?
Oh boy

(Sadly they're making Happy Gilmore 2)