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[–] masquenox 87 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Mel Gibson is the kind of "Christian" that has a meltdown if anybody dares to point out that Jesus most likely didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Or any of the leftist ideas their savior was putting forward.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jesus: You should sell all your possessions.

Christians: Well when Jesus spoke about the eye of a needle what he really meant was...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They should tell more stories of entitled spiteful dick Jesus.

Like the time he cursed a fig tree because it didn't have figs for him to eat, because it was out of season.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Roughly 2000 years after someone was nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if we were nice to each other for a change.

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[–] Snowclone 12 points 3 days ago

Dude goes to a 'catholic' church that he fully funds himself as he's deeply against Vatican II, and the pope.