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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Or any of the leftist ideas their savior was putting forward.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Roughly 2000 years after someone was nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if we were nice to each other for a change.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jesus: You should sell all your possessions.

Christians: Well when Jesus spoke about the eye of a needle what he really meant was...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They should tell more stories of entitled spiteful dick Jesus.

Like the time he cursed a fig tree because it didn't have figs for him to eat, because it was out of season.