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Star Wars Memes

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Hello there. Somehow, Star Wars memes have returned. It's not a trap, this is where the fun begins.

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IMPORTANT

Please do not post the "good friend" or similar copypasta

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Our galactic citizens have requested more specific rules, so here are a few.

The general idea is, if you're looking here for rules, you're probably someone who doesn't need to have them spelled out. You're fine. But anyway:

  1. This is a community for Star Wars memes. This means typically screenshots of Star Wars media with some text or context that's meant to be funny and/or thoughtful. All SW media is welcome: movies, games, comic books, fanart... Other kinds of content, like video links or meta memes (about this community, or Lemmy), are fine as well, just keep it on topic.

  2. We are all friends here, and love (sometimes love to hate) Star Wars. Be nice to each other.

  3. As fans of fictional media, we can be passionate. If you very strongly disagree with something or someone, take a deep breath before reacting. Anger leads to the dark side!

  4. Everything in Star Wars has happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, and it's a rich universe of millions of words and millions of years of history. So current Earthly matters really shouldn't concern us here. In other words, leave politics, philosophies and convictions behind the door. This applies even if it's about something related to Star Wars.

  5. Original content is preferred. Reposts are fine, just please limit to a maximum of 3 per day, per citizen. It is recommended, but not required, to mark original memes as (OC) and reposts as (repost).

  6. Local mods are the Jedi council. They may take actions that are necessary to maintain peace and stability of the Republic, even beyond the rules outlined here. Follow their guidance.

  7. Regular rules of the Lemmy.world instance apply.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They did write a book about her trying to do this - Queen's Shadow.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Trying"? She should have listened to Yoda.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Words I live by "... Do not, there is no try." ~Yoda

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's worse.

They know that having her half ass the attempt and then give up with an entire planet behind her is worse, right?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Well they did find Shmi, but by then she'd been freed and married to Cleig Lars. She did free a shitload of other slaves from Tatooine, but at that point there's no reason to steal Shmi away from a reasonable life.

[–] Zorque 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She wasn't a queen in the traditional sense, it's an elected position on Naboo. Hell, even on Earth it's not necessarily an omnipotent position. Just because they hold a high position doesn't mean they can wield that power for whatever whims they want. They have a whole planet to take care of, first.

Revolutions tend to overthrow monarchies that ignore the needs of their populace.

[–] alaphic 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean... C'mon though dude, we're literally talking about ONE slave here. If you don't have the political capital and/or diplomatic savvy to secure the freedom of a single, solitary piece of human chattel from an old, racist stereotype alien then are you even really a politician at all?

Besides, if memory serves (which, granted, it's been awhile), wasn't Watto pretty taken with the sweet, chromed out hot rod they waltz in on to begin with? Cuz I'm no businessman or anything, but I'm reasonably sure there's some sort of deal to be made there...

[–] Zorque 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Provided he would even be willing to trade that. His entire business seemed to depend entirely on Anakin (who was taken from him), so holding on to the one slave he had left, even if just out of spite, was probably more important to him than a little bit of bling that would be fleeting.

[–] Blue_Morpho 8 points 1 week ago

He was doing business ling before Anakin was ever born. He was paid well for Anakin. His business didn't depend on Anakin tinkering with broken robots.

[–] Blue_Morpho 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She didn't need to conquer an entire planet. Qui-gon bought a slave with the earnings from one pod race. She could have pawned one of her dresses for more money than Watto had ever seen. He was literally living in a dump.

[–] Zorque 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And I'm sure he wasn't a bitter resentful fuck who'd keep the slave just to spite the person who took his livelihood from him...

[–] Blue_Morpho 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He was a businessman. No one took his livelihood. He'd be getting more money than he'd ever get selling her to Lars.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Plus, you just kill his slaving ass if he says no.

Should do it regardless but whatever it's Lucas logic.

[–] aeronmelon 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just like she tried to survive childbirth.

[–] Shard 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe she would have survived child birth just fine if she wasn't forced choked to within an inch of her life just before giving birth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I love that a fucking robot, a literal soulless machine, is the one who makes the "Broken heart" diagnosis