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[–] NineMileTower 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Also, Jesus wasn't Christian.

[–] FlyingSquid 25 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I've actually heard people say he was the first Christian, which I guess means he worshipped himself?

[–] NineMileTower 29 points 1 week ago

That doesn't sound very Jesusy

[–] Rhynoplaz 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's just an honorary post humus title.

[–] NielsBohron 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

For the record, I'm pretty sure it's "posthumous." I read that as "post hummus" and got very confused about what Jesus has to do with chickpea-based dips for a second.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

post hummus

Okay

[–] Rhynoplaz 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wasn't sure, so I leaned into the autocorrect suggestion. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] NielsBohron 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You're totally good; I just have this compulsion to correct misused homophones. It makes me pretty insufferable to have in a text thread, but I can't help it sometimes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's fine but I'm not going to stop misusing homofones

[–] NielsBohron 2 points 1 week ago

It's people like you that get me outta bed in the morning

[–] Rhynoplaz 2 points 1 week ago

No worries! I'm always up for learning!

[–] victorz 2 points 1 week ago

You and me both, bro, I am also an insufferable Besserwisser.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The funny thing about your correction is that "posthumous" was created as a misspelling itself.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/posthumous

[–] idiomaddict 1 points 1 week ago

Even better, humus is a layer of soil and it’s not inaccurate to refer to most people after death as “post soil,” though Jesus is an exception there.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

post humus

you can just say pre tabouli

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Mmmm, post hummus...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I worship myself all the time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I cant believe an omnipotent being couldnt just create another god to worship

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He was Jewish but I guess you could also see him as the first member of the movement he started, which later became separately identified as Christian. But at the time they didn't have that distinction.

So, on the one hand, on the other situation. Jesus didn't identify as a Christian for sure though

[–] victorz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jesus didn't identify as a Christian for sure though

To be fair, he wasn't crucified until he died... So he wasn't "Christ" until the very end, I'm thinking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He did live after dying though. Dude had his time to talk then

[–] victorz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Right, but he didn't do much after that though, did he. So he didn't walk around much "being" Christ.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably had shit to do in heaven or something

[–] victorz 2 points 1 week ago

Daddy was calling him to empty the dish washer innit. Get your ass up here, boy!