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[–] NineMileTower 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Also, Jesus wasn't Christian.

[–] FlyingSquid 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I've actually heard people say he was the first Christian, which I guess means he worshipped himself?

[–] NineMileTower 29 points 1 month ago

That doesn't sound very Jesusy

[–] Rhynoplaz 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's just an honorary post humus title.

[–] NielsBohron 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

For the record, I'm pretty sure it's "posthumous." I read that as "post hummus" and got very confused about what Jesus has to do with chickpea-based dips for a second.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

post hummus

Okay

[–] Rhynoplaz 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wasn't sure, so I leaned into the autocorrect suggestion. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] NielsBohron 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You're totally good; I just have this compulsion to correct misused homophones. It makes me pretty insufferable to have in a text thread, but I can't help it sometimes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's fine but I'm not going to stop misusing homofones

[–] NielsBohron 2 points 1 month ago

It's people like you that get me outta bed in the morning

[–] Rhynoplaz 2 points 1 month ago

No worries! I'm always up for learning!

[–] victorz 2 points 1 month ago

You and me both, bro, I am also an insufferable Besserwisser.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The funny thing about your correction is that "posthumous" was created as a misspelling itself.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/posthumous

[–] idiomaddict 1 points 1 month ago

Even better, humus is a layer of soil and it’s not inaccurate to refer to most people after death as “post soil,” though Jesus is an exception there.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

post humus

you can just say pre tabouli

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Mmmm, post hummus...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I worship myself all the time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I cant believe an omnipotent being couldnt just create another god to worship

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He was Jewish but I guess you could also see him as the first member of the movement he started, which later became separately identified as Christian. But at the time they didn't have that distinction.

So, on the one hand, on the other situation. Jesus didn't identify as a Christian for sure though

[–] victorz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jesus didn't identify as a Christian for sure though

To be fair, he wasn't crucified until he died... So he wasn't "Christ" until the very end, I'm thinking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He did live after dying though. Dude had his time to talk then

[–] victorz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right, but he didn't do much after that though, did he. So he didn't walk around much "being" Christ.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably had shit to do in heaven or something

[–] victorz 2 points 1 month ago

Daddy was calling him to empty the dish washer innit. Get your ass up here, boy!