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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I've heard that can happen, probably with shitty older drains or ones with hair clog problems already.

[–] MintyAnt 10 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yes, you've "heard of it"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A bunch of hair could get nicely cemented and sealed with cum

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Some of the dorms at my university had to put up signs in the men's bathrooms warning people not to nut in the showers because of how often the clogged drains flooded people's rooms

[–] AnyOldName3 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Printing off those signs and sticking them in the showers is a common student prank, so I wouldn't assume they were real.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The floods were definitely real

[–] AnyOldName3 4 points 2 weeks ago

What better time for prank signs than right after a real flood?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

The reason not to nut in the shower is that you end up with hands like Spiderman.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How much volume are you guys cumming?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

About half a cup or so, but when I forget the semen knife it clogs the drain real fast

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Several hundred litres each time, as is per usual