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[–] robocall 49 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I thought it was Valentine's day for the next 6 weeks

[–] ggppjj 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Supermarkets:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Because there's only one seasonal isle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So is that family planning aisle if you're in the mood

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol I like your style

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

There is non seasonal chocolate and flowers in addition to the contraceptive shelves, depending if your planning is for or against.

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