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[–] Gradually_Adjusting 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Cringe on mains for a dude who would feed you to a woodchipper if it winked at him.

Tell you what, nobody's ever been this impressed with Elon. Everyone knows he'd grab a monkey by the tit. You only flatter him like this if you want something, and I hope the knowledge haunts him.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can’t leave me hanging here, man. While I don’t doubt for a second that Elon “would grab a monkey by the tit”, I need to know what that phrase means to you…

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The man lacks self restraint or discernment

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wild. Okay. Thanks for coming through. I have follow up questions, but at least I can stop squinting at that sentence 😋

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm going to to start using that phrase as much as possible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean… I’m kinda partial to the image of a winking wood chipper, myself. This dude’s a linguistic trailblazer.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I did invent the one about the woodchipper, but the other one's from Letterkenny

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

And he owns up to his sources. You, fella, win the BrundleFly interweb gold star ⭐️ today.

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[–] elbucho 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Everyone knows he’d grab a monkey by the tit

Hello, new favorite phrase.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Me seeing that phrase is like Elon seeing a monkey tit.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 1 points 1 week ago

Megustalations

[–] iAvicenna 4 points 1 week ago

%100, guy knows how Elon's ego works and wants to get closer to him.