this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
328 points (99.1% liked)

The Onion

5235 readers
2195 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
[email protected]
328
GWAR Forced to Reduce Fake Cum Usage After Tariffs Cut Supply to 5 Barrels a Day (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
21 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] hOrni 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bummer. The fake cum and blood were the only reasons to see a GWAR show. It's not like anybody shows up for the music.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 21 points 2 months ago

You'll be the first we feed to the sentient toilet