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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

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Because I'm sick of seeing the same trite "how is this satire" comments every time I post in this community, I've decided to start including the definition for everyone:

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's the new hot thing to do if you want attention. School shootings barely get reported on any more, but if you kill a CEO you get a whole month's worth of attention. Even UFO's can't get that murder out of the headlines.

[–] psycho_driver 3 points 1 day ago

Drats those cheesy drone-FOs were supposed to do the trick!