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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

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Because I'm sick of seeing the same trite "how is this satire" comments every time I post in this community, I've decided to start including the definition for everyone:

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[–] mkwt 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think The Onion has been running this exact same headline for. Every. School. Shooting. For more than a decade at this point.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Correct, that's the joke.

[–] Stovetop 9 points 1 day ago

38 and counting :(