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Elton John Says Legalizing Marijuana in America and Canada Is “One of the Greatest Mistakes of All Time” (www.yahoo.com)

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Be careful with ketamine. Matthew Perry died of it in a terrible way. This was after he had a colostomy because his colon burst from opioid use. I don't want it to get away on you like that.

[–] x00z 2 points 4 days ago

I have done ketamine for 15 years. No need to worry.

There was one year where the police house struck me by taking away my drivers license and money, which made me use a lot. I was driving sober but there were leftover traces in my system. Good enough for them to fuck me hard and kick me to the ground. I ended up using around 5g per day and I had 6 bladder infections that year.

The only drugs that ever got me in trouble was the copium the law boofs when terrorizing drug users. Ketamine has always been something that helped me, except for when I used it to forget about the terrible situation the police left me in. I definitely take some blame for trying to forget, but it was the only thing I could do to not be consumed with absolute hate.