i hope this is ironic
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I like this one better:
Credit Atlas Pro
Only, these shouldn't be united states, they should be independent nations.
You have put Atlanta in Florida and I cannot agree to that on any capacity, I’m sick just thinking about it
Spoken like a true Georgian.
As a Floridian, yall can keep your garbage state - other than Savaannah, that's a nice town.
OTOH, if this was real the band Florida-Georgia Line wouldn't make sense and would hopefully also drop off the map, so... maybe?
Edit: I just noticed they renamed South Carolina to Georgia...
Y'all already have St Augustine so Savannah is off the table, we'll offer Albany, Valdosta, and Phenix City. I can agree with you that Florida-Georgia Line ceasing to exist would be for the best of everyone.
I didn't draw these borders, Atlas Pro did, and he drew these borders because they better account for geography, rather than just arbitrary straight lines. This isn't necessarily meant to be a final proposal, additions and refinements would be needed.
Those sorts of lines would make sense if we landed here from outer space and it had never been populated before. Otherwise that’s just ripping cultural areas apart
Edit: Michigan and Ohio literally fought a war against each other over Toledo. They would start another if forced to rejoin
I propose Toledo be dug out and flooded by lake Erie. Nobody wants it.
Exactly this. If anyone thinks Texas is just gonna absorb most of NM, you're gonna have a bad time.
As an Ohioans like hell I'm going to share a legislature with those freaks up north, no matter how much I wish my state voted like them.
I’d rather Atlanta burn again than be in the hands of a Floridian. I get it
This makes no one happy