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Causes of Death in London (1623) (mander.xyz)
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[–] FlyingSquid 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You guys are all laughing about 'planet,' but I'll have you know my uncle died of a cerebral hemorrhage when Neptune hit him on the back of the head. And we all thought it was just a glancing blow, but two days later, he dropped dead right in the middle of the supermarket.

You won't laugh so hard when it happens to someone you care about.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Imagine being proudly offed by Pluto and then they make it not a planet any more.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And so they have to change it to "celestial body" in the obituary

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 2 points 1 week ago

I would want "lump of star shit" in my obit.