Smart enough to get very rich. Dumb enough to die for no reason
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Yeah, "pancreatic cancer" and "highly treatable" rarely go together. Obviously he was quite private with his health so we'll never know for sure, but I do recall him needing a liver transplant so it's safe to assume it had metastaticised quickly and was pretty advanced. But regardless, he was an abusive asshole billionaire, so obligatory "fuck Steve Jobs."
He apparently had, like, the only variety of pancreatic cancer that actually is treatable. Dude got about as "lucky" as it is possible for a cancer diagnosis to be and still pissed it all away on woo woo bullshit.
In a weird way, I have to give it to him, he really did what he preached in thinking different.
As I commented elsewhere, people say he smelled awful from not bathing but had a habit of washing just his feet in fucking toilets. Yeah he was thinking different.
He was a huge asshole and even fucked over the real genius, his partner Steve Wozniak, early in their career for a relatively small amount of money. Woz didn't find out until a book came out many years later where Jobs told the story it. And it made Woz cry. Fuck him.
Yeah, all I'm saying is he wasn't pretending. Not that he was admirable. That's all.
Hah that does seem pretty on brand for him
The question I have on that is why did we put a liver in someone with (effectively) untreated cancer? Seems like a waste of a liver.
Money.
Not to say that you can just buy a liver if you have enough money, but being rich and famous you get to the top of lists and can afford the private jet to immediately go across continent to get that new liver hardware installed
He also used his wealth to establish some kind of residency in a bunch of states so he could be on all their separate donor lists.
And I really do think you can just buy a liver now. Maybe not in the US. Maybe yeah you've just got to have the right connections to big time criminals that owe you a huge favor.
Private donations are a thing. You just can't be seen to pay for the organ. Just like bribery is illegal but paying for their new deck after they coincidentally make the new policy in your favor is fine.
So yes, his money got him a liver.
I have pancreatitis. Once my doctor and I were discussing it when he said "At least you don't have pancreatic cancer. If you're able to detect it, it's already too late."