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Urinals should not exist. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/comicstrips
 
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Urinals should definitely exist because they speed things up a ton. If you're too shy to piss into a urinal just go to the shitter instead. But don't dare try to take the speed and convenience away from the rest of us, goddammit!

[–] GladiusB 4 points 1 week ago

Where else is my uncle going to tell me what should have happened at state if he got first string?

[–] wowwoweowza 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this comment ironic?

I’ll be honest — I think they should exist. The piss shy phase is short and universal… but we all get over it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No I'm serious about liking urinals

[–] wowwoweowza 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay. It had a lot of upvotes so I thought it was ironic as there is a movement in my city to stealth eradicate urinals. Every remodel now replaces urinals with stalls… some leave one stall so there isn’t backlash.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've seen it happen too. Some consider stalls nicer and more accommodating (not just to shy pee'ers) and that's fine. I just dislike how it makes the wait a lot longer.

But could be worse, they could've made them gender neutral. Now that makes the wait long hah.

[–] wowwoweowza 1 points 1 week ago

Oh… I’ll confess: a feminine looking person avoids the three open urinals to my right an uncomfortably be-lines to the stalls and suddenly I can’t pee at all. Yeah… good times.

[–] Olhonestjim 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There are also flushness urinals which use zero fresh water, just a floating, replenishable barrier fluid. I want one at home.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Most I see these days are the flushless ones of one sort or other. Some of them have a bit of a smell but doesn't bother me since what do you expect, it's an urinal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Draconic_NEO 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you think that you need to pull your pants all the way down and sit to use a toilet to pee, if not what are you doing in the stall that wastes a ton more time? It's not much slower from my experience just do it the way you would a urinal, with the only difference being that you have a door and real walls.

[–] SirHery 3 points 1 week ago

The speed comes from space efficiency. Instead of one stall you can have three urinals (idk the conversion rate, but you get the point)

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can fit more urinals in the same place as stalls...

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice -1 points 1 week ago

When buffalo wild wings put small TVs infront of every urinal I think pee times must have increased, haha. I agree urinals speed things along through.