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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Because sadly we live in a society, and normal names are required for the functioning of society.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

No they're not. They're required for us to be catalogued and managed by a state, to our detriment and the enrichment of the ruling class.

"Normality" is a fucking scam that keeps your imagination in check, so you never look outside your assigned box and realise you don't have to belong to anyone.

You have no idea how much genocidal violence has been done to condition our society to accept a dystopic phrase like "normal names are required for the functioning of society".

Your mind has been caged.

[–] MutilationWave 2 points 27 minutes ago

You're right.

I just want to say that my last name is three syllables and spelled exactly how it sounds. In fact it's two common english words stuck together. It was Americanized/Anglicized from Germany.

Three syllables will break brains on people here. I state it clearly. They're like haha what?

For the last 9 years I've just been handing over my work ID badge so they can type it.