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"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 election (thebeaverton.com)

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That adorable friend should start voting in off years. There's going to be local elections next year at the very least.

[–] maplebar 11 points 1 day ago

Listen, I hate to break it to you... but we can't even get these clowns to vote on Presidential election years and now we have to try to convince them to vote during off years and special elections? Fat chance.