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Elon Musk to lead new efficiency department named after his favourite cryptocurrency (www.telegraph.co.uk)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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Tesla mogul will head up Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) with Vivek Ramaswamy, to ‘dismantle bureaucracy and slash regulations’

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You mean me or Elon?

[–] FireWire400 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I meant Elon. Sorry if that wasn't clear

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No no, feel free to block me too. Most people here hate me for my opinions :)

[–] FireWire400 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've got no reason to hate you; I don't even know you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He didn't ask you, he told you to do it.

[–] FireWire400 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Not really, they gave me a choice ("feel free to") and I chose not to....

I probably just woosh'd myself, didn't I?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Would I be wooshing myself if I told you you did?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He's probably Canadian.

[–] FireWire400 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hope so. Canadians are great, eh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Heh I'm Polish, Poland stronk I guess?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Explains a lot too.