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[–] FireWire400 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unrelated, but can I block keywords on the desktop site, too? The less I see of this fucker the better

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FireWire400 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I meant Elon. Sorry if that wasn't clear

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No no, feel free to block me too. Most people here hate me for my opinions :)

[–] FireWire400 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've got no reason to hate you; I don't even know you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He didn't ask you, he told you to do it.

[–] FireWire400 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Not really, they gave me a choice ("feel free to") and I chose not to....

I probably just woosh'd myself, didn't I?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FireWire400 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope so. Canadians are great, eh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Heh I'm Polish, Poland stronk I guess?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Explains a lot too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Would I be wooshing myself if I told you you did?