this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2024
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like daddit for the fediverse but we all eat pizza with ranch and say "ope" a lot. all dads and non-dads are welcome. ranch on pizza is recommended but not required. ope is mandatory.
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why?
Because. Now go to bed please, else you'll be tired tomorrow.
Why?
I just said you’ll be tired tomorrow you little shit!!!
Go the Fuck to Sleep, narrated by Samuel L Jackson.
Thought it might be useful for when they get in bed
Why do you think?
Because things that aren't can't BE! Im...I'm just gonna buy you a tablet.