this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2024
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like daddit for the fediverse but we all eat pizza with ranch and say "ope" a lot. all dads and non-dads are welcome. ranch on pizza is recommended but not required. ope is mandatory.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Because. Now go to bed please, else you'll be tired tomorrow.

[–] someguy3 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] atomicorange 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just said you’ll be tired tomorrow you little shit!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Go the Fuck to Sleep, narrated by Samuel L Jackson.

Thought it might be useful for when they get in bed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Why do you think?

[–] baldingpudenda 5 points 1 month ago

Because things that aren't can't BE! Im...I'm just gonna buy you a tablet.