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Evangelical leaders celebrate Trump’s victory as a prophecy fulfilled (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

So God let him lose in 2020, but then decided he wanted him to back in 2024? God is pretty undecisive for an all mighty and all knowing kinda dude.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Especially for a guy with a "Divine Plan." Did God have to change his plan? For Donald Trump?

[–] Dremor 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Of course that God had to change his plan to accommodate an higher being than himself.

[–] TrickDacy 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Nonono see God both has total control but also loses to Satan at the same time. Doesn't make sense? Something vague about free will!

[–] angrystego 3 points 2 hours ago

See, god has total control, knows everything and is the ultimate good. Sounds like something that can't be true when the world is the way it is? Well, someone very clever has found the perfect solution that explains everything: God must be extremely stupid.