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[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I played trumpet in a ska band in the 00s. This one time, in a small bar, things got a little rowdy and a guy ran into my trumpet while I was playing it. Hurt like a motherfucker. I spit out blood and it loosened a tooth. The other fans saw me spit out blood and started kicking the shit out of the guy on the ground. Then one dude bought me a beer to wash the blood down

Good times.

Support local bands.

[–] afox 42 points 3 weeks ago

I was in a punk band when I was younger. We were mid set in a shitty bar. My amp started to spaz out. Like cutting in and out every few min. This old dude jumped on stage and kicked it really hard. Patted me on the back, handed me a shot, and jumped down (all mid song). Never had a problem with that amp again. Used it for years after. Old punk rocker magic. Nothing to laugh at.r

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Got any videos from these days? Always down for ska

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sadly, no, they were up on our MySpace page. I can upload some music though. Give me some time

[–] glitchdx 4 points 3 weeks ago

dew it dew it dew it dew it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry for the shitty link, but wasn't sure how else to share it online for free, anonymously.

https://filebin.net/8wnzwgddpcpbemfc

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks for sharing, that stuff is actually really good! Brought back some memories of good old times.

So FYI - after about 18 years your music absolutely made the morning of some guy in germany 😄

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Heck yeah! Thanks! Glad you like it. The song Runaway was on a local radio station for about a year.

[–] Hasherm0n 5 points 3 weeks ago

I've been seriously considering picking up a trumpet and starting a ska band with some of my other middle aged friends just for shits and giggles. Seems like a lot of fun.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I played trumpet in a ska band in the 00s. This one time, at band camp.