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Trump: When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years (theonion.com)

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Thanks, Onion, that does make me feel better.

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[–] just_another_person 61 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'll take action on under 5.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 27 points 1 month ago

Honestly, he's going downhill fast. Not that he was ever very uphill. But still, his faculties clearly aren't improving.

[–] spankmonkey 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

days

[–] Norin 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I honestly don’t think he makes it to January.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If there's anything worse than the words "President Trump" it's "President Vance"

[–] Zachariah 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would MAGA in the government and MAGA voters solidify around James Bowman*, or would they tear themselves apart trying to be Donald’s successor?

* MAGA don’t allow preferred names, right?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends what the AM Radio Crowd tells them to do

[–] Zachariah 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Will they all be able to stick to one script?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 4 points 1 month ago

Given how consolidated the market has become? I doubt Clear Channel has any trouble corralling their horses.

[–] TheBat 4 points 1 month ago

Start spreading conspiracy that couchlover fed poison to orange turd.😶‍🌫️

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Inshallah

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

🙏🏻

[–] disguy_ovahea 2 points 1 month ago

What are the odds on 4?