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Sheriff calls for backup over wrong Burger King order (local12.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] InverseParallax 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Ramirez! Secure the burger town!!!

Aye sir! [automatic weapons fire]

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It time to commit puts on sunglasses burger regicide

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

God, if only American cops were cool enough to be regicidal.

[–] raker 8 points 2 months ago

[air support inbound, SWAT requested, DEFCON DONUT]

[–] SassyRamen 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is that from a certain video game?

[–] TankovayaDiviziya 20 points 2 months ago

Correct.

From Call of Duty: Burger Town.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare

[–] WhyFlip 4 points 2 months ago

Team Fortress 3: Micro Transact