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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon tests something (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] EnderMB 157 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If you think that's mad, your balls can taste spice! You can test this yourself by pouring hot sauce all over your genitals.

[–] Snowclone 33 points 2 months ago

For uncut dudes, make sure you pull the foreskin all the way back. You gotta hit that mucus membrane with some capsaicin.

[–] SirHery 30 points 2 months ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–] bhamlin 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is that why bengay tastes like balls?

[–] Death_Equity 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, his balls just tasted like bengay and you developed a learned association.

[–] bhamlin 2 points 2 months ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯