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[–] SpaceNoodle 21 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Almost made it a whole week but my stupid wife needs a ride to the craft store

[–] Rolando 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Craft store is fun! Get some stuff to decorate your "command center."

[–] SpaceNoodle 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me but it's my lab in my dungeon thank you very much

[–] Rolando 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always think of my area as a command center because of:

The Warlock: Why did you bring a cop to my command center?

John McClane : Command center? It's a basement!

[–] SpaceNoodle 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'll have you know that my lab is in the basement of my own house

[–] Rolando 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fair enough!

[–] SpaceNoodle 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So when are you gonna come and hang out

[–] Rolando 2 points 2 months ago

Can't! I'm grounded for running up my mom's electric bills!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mind giving your wife a ride.

[–] SpaceNoodle 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Try it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm starting to see how the Gisèle Pelicot case started

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What ... Inhales ... THE FUCK?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Is she single?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Is the chauffer job still available? I'd like to audition as well.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The dream...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please tell us more about this stupid wife.

[–] SpaceNoodle 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I drove her to the stupid craft store, but first we stopped and had some stupid Vietnamese for lunch, and then afterwards picked up some stupid eggs at the stupid grocery store so I could make some stupid brownies later.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm trying to sum up the vibe here but I'm having a hard time thinking of the right word.

[–] SpaceNoodle 3 points 2 months ago

That's because you're stupid

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Tell that stupid bitch to go find somewhere else to live