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[–] SpaceNoodle 21 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Almost made it a whole week but my stupid wife needs a ride to the craft store

[–] Rolando 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Craft store is fun! Get some stuff to decorate your "command center."

[–] SpaceNoodle 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Excuse me but it's my lab in my dungeon thank you very much

[–] Rolando 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always think of my area as a command center because of:

The Warlock: Why did you bring a cop to my command center?

John McClane : Command center? It's a basement!

[–] SpaceNoodle 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll have you know that my lab is in the basement of my own house

[–] Rolando 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So when are you gonna come and hang out

[–] Rolando 2 points 1 month ago

Can't! I'm grounded for running up my mom's electric bills!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mind giving your wife a ride.

[–] SpaceNoodle 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm starting to see how the Gisèle Pelicot case started

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What ... Inhales ... THE FUCK?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Is she single?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Is the chauffer job still available? I'd like to audition as well.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please tell us more about this stupid wife.

[–] SpaceNoodle 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I drove her to the stupid craft store, but first we stopped and had some stupid Vietnamese for lunch, and then afterwards picked up some stupid eggs at the stupid grocery store so I could make some stupid brownies later.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm trying to sum up the vibe here but I'm having a hard time thinking of the right word.

[–] SpaceNoodle 3 points 1 month ago

That's because you're stupid

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Tell that stupid bitch to go find somewhere else to live